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Let's start with what I learned at the zoo. "I'm a Flying Toucan. I like Fruit Loops!
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"I'm a giraffe. I'd look taller if that hill wasn't in the way."
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"I'm a baby eagle. I can't fly yet but I think about it all the time."
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"I'm a bear. I go 'rooooaaaarrr' just for kicks."
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"I'm a mountain goat. I step very carefully because it's a long way down."
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"I'm a bald eagle. I'm not a big fan of pesticides."
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"I'm a penguin. I look a lot more graceful under water."
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Dick Fain welcomes us!
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I somehow end up in the perfect postion to take photos.
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Here they come. Of course it's Sue and LJ first.
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And then... the Eastern Europeans?
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And then... the Australians? Strange how the players came out in pairs like that.
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Oh no. Le'coe took an animal from one of the exhibits!
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Look, Sue is somehow striking poses straight out of a modeling book.
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Come on, women never look wistfully into the distance when they pull their hair back. That's training!
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The microphone drops dead so everyone has to talk into these cotton balls.
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"I'm not always 'Sue Bird'. You can call me 'Sue'. You don't always have to say my whole name!
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Swin looks prepared for Dick Fain's hard-hitting interview style.
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It looks like the sun is making Swin very shiny.
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The players on the left look like they're in an eyewear commercial.
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While the players on the right look like they're in a watch commercial.
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Sue's watch accurately tells her this gig is way behind schedule.
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So she'll strike some more model poses for me.
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In the photo line, one of my fans (perhaps my only fan) wanted me to take an independent shot of her. LJ's eyes look amazing!
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And this shot looks much better than the high-key flash shot they took. Abby has a small pimple under her nose but no big deal!
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Jenny, don't hold those pens so close to your nose.
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I think her arm wasn't big enough for this temp tattoo.
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Where's LJ? Oh there she is.
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Abby would look like royalty if she wore a big hat.
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A fan hugs ARob...
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...but Camille looks like she's wondering who this woman is!
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Oh Abby, give it up. Everything is running late today.
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I wanna see some Svetlana dimples
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Well, that wasn't quite the expression I wanted...
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...there we go.
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Alison looks like she getting the hang of signing stuff.
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The line is still long.
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Another shot for my fan.
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Folks, if this isn't a professional model at work then I have no explanation.
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Look at the back light!
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