WNBA Seattle Storm vs. Washington Mystics August 3rd 2006


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2.jpg Roy. Roy, Roy, Roy, Roy, Roy. After seven years I have run out ways to mock your inept officiating.
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3.jpg What's worse than Roy officiating a game? Roy and Bryan Enterline. This duo is a depressing sight before a game.
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7.jpg We couldn't turn the lights off due to "technical difficulties".
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10.jpg Oh yeah, Nikki plays for Washington now.
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13.jpg Looks like a promising drive...
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14.jpg ...oops, don't forget the ball.
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21.jpg Uh oh! Sue took a shot to the schnoz! She needs that thing.
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22.jpg No blood -- good sign. My nose would have splattered like a ripe tomato.
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23.jpg Of course that doesn't mean it doesn't hurt.
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24.jpg Hey Roy! Remember last season when you nearly elbowed Sue in her face after she'd taken her mask off? I'm sure you have. I'll never forget it.
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33.jpg I like how Roy's hand has almost become frozen in a fist from all the random calls he makes.
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35.jpg Sue plays it smart and doesn't even bother talking to Roy or Bryan.
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36.jpg Whoops, our defense has bunched up on one side of the court...
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37.jpg ...that leaves Tamara James pretty wide open on the other side...
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38.jpg ...but amazingly our defense recovers very quickly.
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42.jpg Is rolling your hips around like this while keeping your feet stationary a legal block?
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43.jpg It sure is effective.
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45.jpg Looks like a block coming...
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46.jpg ...wham.
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54.jpg Charging! Oh wait, I forgot about Roy and Bryan.
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57.jpg Teillane's number is supposed to be 43. Must be some sort of deception.
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59.jpg Our post defense was really good tonight!
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61.jpg Block by ARob!
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62.jpg Oh, must have been a foul tonight.
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63.jpg Look out! Sanford's head band has become airborne!
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64.jpg Richie has adopted Diana Taurasi's "the backcourt is my bench" philosophy.
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65.jpg You know, if you need more ice for your cheek, Zane, there's more where that came from.
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66.jpg Barbara looks like she's dodging bullets in the Matrix.
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67.jpg Sue is trying to knock the ball loose with her butt since she discovered that was legal during the Detroit game.
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68.jpg No surprise, our officials head into halftime under a rain of boos and jeers.
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71.jpg How will LJ break this double team?
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72.jpg Oh, Sanford will kindly flop for her...
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73.jpg ...leaving a nice wide path to the basket.
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79.jpg Remember when you guys were going to start calling this contact? Remember? Two seasons ago? Oh forget it.
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83.jpg Does LJ look like she's in pain?
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85.jpg I can hardly watch LJ move any more.
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89.jpg Looks like a jumpball...
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90.jpg ...hello? Call that jumpball any time now.
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93.jpg Sue sees a clear path to the basket...
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94.jpg ...but slips!
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96.jpg Foul!
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102.jpg I guess that was supposed to be an intentional foul.
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105.jpg I was sure Beard was going to really plow us over.